I've seen enough, Lunaretine. You are a whack-job! Get me outta here!!!  Index Page.

So here it is, the home of the legendary (not really) parody of the beloved Legend of Zelda series, which I cleverly named The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of a Link to the Awakening of Time. It has been in production for about eight years and is still not finished. For two years I had left it half complete, without even bothering to end it. Now that my love for Zelda has been rekindled thanks to my friends who have knocked some sense into me, the story is up and running again! It's one of my favorite things to write, and I hope you'll at least chuckle once...or dare I say, twice at it! I must give a warning though--this isn't your ordinary Zelda parody, that's for damn sure. I make fun of virtually everything in the Zelda universe, since half of it makes no sense anyway. ...I can't even provide a basic outline for this story because it's so insane. Just read it, godamn you! Also I provided Legend of Zelda character profiles that go along with the story to explain who the hell everyone is.  The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of a Link to the Awakening of Time carries a strong R rating due to strong language, sexual humor and dialogue, and overall sickness. Approach with caution!! Avert your eyes if you must!!!

The next story up, Part One: The Diary Entries of Kamek Tirro, is a drama based on the universe from the Super Mario Brothers series, but in actuality contains very little about the traditional plumbers, princess, and silly pint-sized hybrid mushroom men. Haha, I bet you didn't think I could even write drama after reading my Zelda parody! Well, I can, so poo on you, biatches! ...Ahem... Eventually, this will be the first part in a massive trilogy revolving around the same characters over a thirty year span. It's more of a spin-off than anything, involving my favorite personalities from the video games, as well as my own characters. To the disdain of many Mario fans, I eliminated all the good guys. Yes, they're GONE, including the wretchedly cute Yoshi. Don't get me wrong, Yoshi's cool and all, but just has no place here. Anyway, Part One revolves around Kamek, King Bowser Koopa, the sorcerer Crown Prince, Ludwig von Koopa, and my fan personality Crown Princess Victoria Tel'an of Alteria. Honestly I can't even summarize this story because there's so much crap going on throughout it, but I can say that there's one thing which is sure to piss those off who think they have a college degree in video game history. All characters in this story are human. Heh, bet you didn't see that coming. Also, there is a three part prelude I have included to prevent the reader from scratching his or her head while trying to figure out what in God's name I'm talking about.  Part One: The Diary Entries of Kamek Tirro has a PG-13 rating due to some strong language and adult situations. Aspects of Lunaretine has a G rating.

Lunaretine's Fan Fiction Page

a.k.a. The Seventh Layer of Hell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of a Link to the Awakening of Time

Part One: The Diary Entries of Kamek Tirro

Click on me to go to the story page, fool!

Click on the angry Kamek to read his story.

I've seen enough, Lunaretine. You are a whack-job! Get me outta here!!!  Index Page.