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Here's some artwork  of Ludwig's pipes. Heh...couldn't resist that one. I'm such a perv. I just love the pompous little look on his face. Very nice allusion to Beethoven.
This is Lemmy Koopa and his circus balls. It's just too easy to make a joke here, so I'll refrain from doing so. He's got a nice LSD induced look on his face, doesn't he?

This is Latisha's piece of Roy holding a Bomb-omb. Did I even spell that right? It's like a tounge twister or something. Anyway, very kick ass picture of Prince Roy, but why do I have a feeling that it's just gonna blow up in his face?

Another lovely piece! Although I can't stand Mario Sunshine or Bowser Jr. (Hmph! There's only seven Koopalings, dammit!), the look on Jr.'s face melts my heart. That is, that's what it would do if I had a heart.
"Ich bin gut. Sehhhr gut!"
Latisha's Artwork
"Pppphhht!"
Profile of Ludwig von Koopa
Here's Lemmy, after sniffing too much white-out.
Profile for Lemmy Koopa
"Light my fire, baby."
Profile of Roy Koopa
Bowser Jr., after being shunned by his older brothers, beat them unconcious with his sceptor.
The Unofficial 8th Koopaling
"Does this sprite make me look fat?"
"...You lookin' at me?"
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"I'll bet you 5 coins that Morton spit in the popcorn!"
A Koopa Card Game
Isn't gambling illegal for minors? Well, anyway, these aren't your normal children. Somehow, I could always image Lemmy as a hustler or something. What do you think they're betting on? I personally think they're geeking out and playing some good old D&D.
Now, now...this isn't what you're thinking...pervs.
Tickle Torture
Here's some old fashioned sibling torture. I'm lucky, I grew up an only child, so I never had to endure crap like this. Doesn't look like Lemmy's gonna have a good time here, but Roy looks awfully delighted. There are some people out there who'd find a scene like this kinky. It's disturbing. You know what's kinky? Watching old Super Mario Bros. cartoons on DVD while resting in bed in your PJs, and cuddling with your Koopaling plushie dolls. Er, not that I'd know anything about that...
Kirby: "Mmm! You taste good!" Ludwig: "You're not the first to say that, mother fucker."
Kirby + Ludwig =Too Freaking Cute
Ludwig just got his royal ass kicked by a pink puffball. Kirby should go after Larry next and inherit those crazy teeth. Aw, I just want to pinch Ludwig's red cheeks. ...Why do I suddenly envy Kirby? I've got issues.
Wendy: "ZAP! That's what you get for secretly wearing my panties, Larry!"
The Koopas Meet Pokemon
It's Larry's turn to get his ass kicked. Who the hell is the chicken in the middle? I fell out of the Pokemon loop after Pikachu sold his soul to Satan and became a corporate whore. I like the chicken. I want it. I like Wendy's blue turtleneck too...but if she's wearing a shirt, why doesn't she have pants? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of wearing clothes? God, that chicken is cute.
Wendy: "Ha! That's what you BOTH get for wearing my panties!"
Wendy's Prank
Looks like Wendy has gotten revenge on her stupid brothers once again. Only this time, what the hell did she use to get them all sticky like that? I'm not even gonna say what I think it is. I guess I'm the perv now. Bravo, Wendy!
Ms. Mowz always hated being the monkey in the middle.
The Flirtatious Ms. Mowz
Here are three characters from Paper Mario 2, chillin' wit shrooms. I found it odd how many of the female characters in this game had a thing for Mario. Even scarier, that computer TECH had a thing for Peach. What the hell is Nintendo turning into? I have to give them props though for the get-up the princess was in at the game's end. Real cute.
"Yoshi...like...mistletoe..."
Now this is one androgynous Christmas, isn't it? There are still debates about Birdo's sex, although I think it's supposed to be female. Yoshi...who knows? I'd say male. Then again, with these two, how the hell can you tell? The crayzee daisy owns.
One Awkward Situation