Egads! I've finally made it to Page Two! Head for the hills and scream!

What has my sick mind concocted this time? Why, it's the Wall of Video Game Debauchery, that's what! Here's a page where I shall post silly pictures made by myself and others. Does anyone have any manipulated video game imagery or just funny captions for pictures?  If so, send them to me, and I shall post them. Just give me a kidney or something in return. It's a fair exchange.  Now, here are your hosts for this page, everyone's favorite sexy bitch, Cloud Strife, and the King of Evil and Sexiness combined, Sephiroth! Play nice, boys. Hehehehe... Must cleanse mind of naughty thoughts.

Hi guys! Crazysexyhot Cloud Strife here! Lunaretine asked me if I could look over her zoo of freaks--err, Wall of Video Game Debauchery. Since I'm the hottest bitch in Midgar next to Tifa, I was the most obvious choice! I'd like to thank Rinoafreak for doing my make-up! From one sexy bitch to another, you totally rock, girl! Oh, look who it is! It's my arch-nemesis, Sephiroth. :::sigh::: He's so dreamy...

Ugh, who let that psycho out? Just ignore him. Greetings and salutations, visitors. We hope you enjoy your visit here today. Lunaretine has tried her hardest to make you laugh at the misfortunes of various video game characters. Hell, that sicko cracked up after I killed Aeris in Final Fantasy VII! Now that I think about it, it was rather humorous. Anyway, you're allowed to look, but do not touch...unless if it's me. Mmmm...I need fresh meat. ....Did I say that aloud? Pardon me. Forgive me, I'm prattling. Time for me to go change Jenova's fishtank. Enjoy!

Ever wonder what Yoshis do besides letting Mario ride on their backs and playing Super Smash Bros. Melee? Here's some Yoshi white trash:

This is Skeezy, the Yoshi with a bad drinking habit. Yes, even Yoshis can hit rock-bottom. Here we see Skeezy trying to walk a straight line after being pulled over by the cops.

Everything's fine, folks! He did it, he passed the test! Now Skeezy can go on his merry little way again!

Blech! Uh-oh, looks like Skeezy didn't quite make it. Well, better luck next time, our little intoxicated Yoshi friend. We're all rooting for you! Remember Yoshis, don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

Guess who's got a girlfriend! Everyone, meet Trashy, Skeezy's on-again-off again ladyfriend! Her hobbies include smoking cigarettes (blunts too. She's a classy piece of Yoshi trash), drinking until Skeezy's cute, and abusing Skeezy. Here we see her smoking a cigarette and jumping up and down because she's so goddam happy that Skeezy finally returned with some more Jack Daniel's!

Uh-oh, Skeezy, looks like you messed up again. Instead of bringing home Trashy's favorite drink, silly Skeezy brought home a six pack of cheap Budweiser! This pissed off Trashy, so she decided to kick his ass. Poor Skeezy! You just have the worst luck, don't you? The neighboors called the cops shortly after on domestic disturbance charges.

Oh no, Trashy! Are you feeling o.k.? Looks like Trashy had a little too much to drink, but at least her cigarette's still lit! Just go and get some rest, Trashy. Boy, is she going to feel that in the morning! Ha! Ha! I believe it's time for an intervention!

The Wall of Video Game

Debauchery!!!

Here's my favorite disgruntled Magikoopa, Kamek. While he's not writing in his diary or watching over Ludwig, he's drunk as a skunk and ready for love. As a matter of fact, I don't think he's been sober since 1988. Ladies, won't you give him a hug? Aren't his thick rimmed black glasses adorable?  Dig the disco light in the background. That shit's hot.

Egads! I've finally made it to Page Two! Head for the hills and scream!

This is Plimpton the Rabid Moogle. Just click on him to escape this insane asylum. Be careful though, the little bugger bites. Ouch!